| TOW Monica & Richard Are Just Friends |
| "Wow, your lip went bald"-Monica Richard: So, you wanna get a hamburger or something? Monica: Oh, um, I don't know if that's a good idea. Richard: Oh. Look, just friends? I won't grope you. I promise. Monica: No, I just think it's too soon. Richard: No, it's not too soon, I had lunch at eleven. Ross: What are you doing? Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some? Ross: No thanks, I'm 29. Chandler: Well, she spent the last six months getting over him, and now she's celebrating that by going on a date with him. Monica: It's not a date, okay? I'm just gonna teach him how to make a lasanga for some pot luck dinner he has. Joey: Well, you might wanna make a little extra, because, ya know, you'll probably be hungry after the sex. Monica: We're not gonna have sex! Okay, nothing's changed here. He still doesn't want children, and I still do, that's why we're gonna be just friends. Ross: Naked friends. Joey: Uh, now Rach? These, ah, these little women... Rachel: Yeah? Joey: How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little? "Calm down. There's no reason to get testy."-Ross "You see that guy? He's in classics now, but y'know as soon as we leave he's going straight to the porn"-Monica Monica: So we can be friends who sleep together. Richard: Absolutely, this will just be something we do, like racquet ball. Monica: Sounds smart and healthy to me. So um, just out of curiosity, um do you currently have any other racquetball buddies? Richard: Just your dad. Although that's actually racquetball. You know I-I do have a blind date with my sister's neighbor next Tuesday. Monica: Oh. Richard: You want me to cancel it? Monica: No! [pushes him] No! Richard: Okay. Monica: Cause if you do that means you'd be cancelling it for me and we're just friends. Monica: You would not believe my day! I had to work two shifts, and then to top it off, I lost one of my fake boobs, in a grill fire. Monica: What are you smiling at? Rachel: I'm sorry, I was just thinking your day could still pick up. Richard: Hello. Monica: Did you like her? And I'm just asking as a friend because I am totally fine with this. Richard: Well you seem fine. Monica: Okay, y'know what, I'm not fine, I'm not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom...y'know what, what if we're friends who don't see other people? Richard: Wow. Y'know we're back where we were. Honey, I would love to do all that, but nothing's changed. Monica: That's not true, you don't have a moustache. Richard: Okay, okay, one things changed. But we still want different things and we know how this is gonna end. Monica: Y'know what, I've got to walk out of here right now, 'cause getting over you is the hardest thing I have ever had to do. I don't think I could do it again. Richard: I know I couldn't. So.... Monica: How about one last game of racquetball? |