| TOW Phoebe's Ex-Partner |
| Phoebe: Well, yeah. Ya know, we were best friends ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together. Monica: Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on the barge together. Phoebe: You never run on a barge! Joey: Okay, it was like four years ago, okay? Ginger and I had gone out a few times and then this one weekend we went up to her Dad's cabin. Just me, her, and her annoying little dog Pepper. Well that night I cooked this really romantic dinner... Monica: You gave her food poisoning! Joey: I wish! No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well, I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out, so I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log. Phoebe: Oh my God! You threw Pepper on the fire! Joey: I wish. See, I guess another thing I should've told you about Ginger is that she kinda has an, ah, artifical leg. "Hey, I have clothes. I even pick them out. I mean, for all you know, I could be a fashion....monger!"-Ross Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? My milk's gone bad. Chandler: Oh, I hate that. I once had a thing of half and half--stole my car. Ross: Come on! Forty-five minutes! Forty-five minutes the man talked about strappy backed dresses! Rachel: Well, okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and his "Hey everybody! Remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion dears? Well here's this little bone we didn't know it had!" "You know what? 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do. I wonder how many people would go see a movie called Jurassic Parka"-Ross Chandler: Oh yes! Just had me a little nubbin-ectomy. Yep! Two nipples, no waiting. Monica: Wow! It's like Rachel in highschool. Rachel: What?! Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke! |