| TOW Ross and Rachel Take a Break |
| Joey: Hey, how much'll you give to me to eat this whole jar of olives? Monica: I won't give you anything but you owe me $2.95. Joey: Done! Monica: Okay let's start with the free massages outside of the U.N. Phoebe: Oh! It's my new thing. I figure bodies at peace make peace. Monica: Wow! You might just get the first Nobel prize in rubbing. So what country is this guy from? Rachel: Ross honey, this is very nice, but, but I...I got a crisis. Ross: Yeah, but I've got Couscous! "Excuse me. I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to call you back. I've got Schemp in my office"-Rachel Monica: What do you want me to do? Just sit here silently while the three of you have a conversation? Phoebe: That would be great, thank you. Monica: Can I have a tissue? Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it. Monica: Oh, and I can also speak a little French. Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir? [Mischa laughs] Why? What did I say? Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight. Monica: Oh my God! No wonder I get such great service at Cafe Maurice. Mischa: I have just resigned my post. Would you care to accompany me to the Rainbow Room? I have diplomatic coupons. Monica: It will be my pleasure. My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy can't even say coupons. |