| TO Without The Ski Trip |
| "It's never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship"-Monica "You know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced. Man, I hope Ross doesn't try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts"-Chandler Joey: You're smoking again? Chandler: Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm...I'm smoking still. Rachel: Chandler! You're smoking! What are you doing? Chandler: Hey, shut up! You're not my real Mom! Joey: Hey, can you close that window, Chandler? My nipples could cut glass over here! Phoebe: Wait, really? 'Cause mine get me out of tickets! Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right there. Chandler: Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us. Rachel: What, what's it...what's going on? Phoebe: Yes, this has happened before. Rachel: So you know how to fix it? Phoebe: Yeah. Put more gas in. Monica: What's "pleh"? Joey: That's "help" spelled backwards, so that the helicopters can read it from the air. "Oh, I'm sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone else?"-Rachel Chandler: Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. Monica: So, if you're parents hadn't got divorced, you'd be able to answer a question like a normal person? Phoebe: Okay, Monica's are the biggest. Monica: These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it's gotta be Rachel. |