| TOW The Tiny T-Shirt |
| "See, I actually can pour milk. But I got ya believing that I couldn't."-Joey Monica: Hello people who do not live here! I gave you a key for emergencies. Phoebe: We were out of Doritos. Phoebe: You know what? You should, like...you should buy a state and just name it after yourself. Pete: What, like Pete Dakota? Phoebe: Or like Mississipete Joey: Oh, oh I got it: Pete Chicago Chandler: That's not a state, Joe. Joey: Oh,and Mississipete is? "Ross, you gotta stop, okay? You can't just stare through the peephole for three hours. You're gonna get peep-eye"-Chandler Chandler: You didn't just break up. Ross: Hey, it's been, like three weeks. Chandler:You slept with somebody three hours after you thought you broke up. Bullet have left guns slower. Ross: I can't see anything with the door closed! Chandler: And the inventor of doors rests happily in his grave. Pete: [to Monica]Hey, can I ask you something? Monica: Sure. Pete: Where are we? Monica: [looks around] Well, with all these doctors and nurses, I'm gonna say, a midget rodeo. |