TOW The Dollhouse
Monica: I get the dollhouse!
Phoebe: Wow! A house for dolls! That is so cool. When I was a kid, I had a barrel.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs. You had a barrel for a dollhouse?
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.
Monica: Ya know what? You can play with my dollhouse.
Phoebe: Really? Really?
Monica: Any time. Ya know, when I was younger,all I wanted to do was play with this dollhouse, but no! It was to be looked at, but never played with.
Chandler: My grandmother used to say the same exact thing to me.

Monica: What's this?
Phoebe: That's a dog. Every house should have a dog.
Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof.
Phoebe: Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste.
Chandler: [holding a tissue] And this is in case the house sneezes?
Phoebe: No, no--that's the ghost for the attic.
Monica: I don't want a ghost.
Phoebe: Well nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one. Because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground.
Ross: Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government.

"Come on dinosaur. We're not welcome in the House of No Imagination"-Phoebe

Rachel: What's this?
Phoebe: The Licorice Room. You can eat all the furniture. And when the guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed.

Monica: Come on, Rach. When a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call. This never happened to you?
Rachel: Well, they always called.
Monica: Huh. Bite me.

Ross: Sorry I, uh, I scared you in there.
Monica: Oh, that's okay. By the way, I was just...checking the shower massager.
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