TOW The Dollhouse |
Monica: I get the dollhouse! Phoebe: Wow! A house for dolls! That is so cool. When I was a kid, I had a barrel. Joey: Uh, Pheebs. You had a barrel for a dollhouse? Phoebe: No, just a barrel. Monica: Ya know what? You can play with my dollhouse. Phoebe: Really? Really? Monica: Any time. Ya know, when I was younger,all I wanted to do was play with this dollhouse, but no! It was to be looked at, but never played with. Chandler: My grandmother used to say the same exact thing to me. Monica: What's this? Phoebe: That's a dog. Every house should have a dog. Monica: Not one that can pee on the roof. Phoebe: Well, maybe it's so big because the house was built on radioactive waste. Chandler: [holding a tissue] And this is in case the house sneezes? Phoebe: No, no--that's the ghost for the attic. Monica: I don't want a ghost. Phoebe: Well nobody wants a ghost. But you've got one. Because the house is sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground. Ross: Wait a minute. The house was built on radioactive waste and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen. Phoebe: Okay, obviously you don't know much about the U.S. government. "Come on dinosaur. We're not welcome in the House of No Imagination"-Phoebe Rachel: What's this? Phoebe: The Licorice Room. You can eat all the furniture. And when the guests come over, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed. Monica: Come on, Rach. When a guy says he's going to call, it doesn't mean he's going to call. This never happened to you? Rachel: Well, they always called. Monica: Huh. Bite me. Ross: Sorry I, uh, I scared you in there. Monica: Oh, that's okay. By the way, I was just...checking the shower massager. |