| TOW A Chick And A Duck |
| Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant? Rachel: What a jerk! You want me to kick his ass? Monica: I mean, this has been, like, my dream, since I got my first Easy Bake Over and opened up Monica's Easy Bakery. Ross: Hey you guys! Guess what? Rachel: You got a job on a riverboat? Ross: Ya know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what?You're not my girlfriend anymore so... Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point Ross: Right Rachel: Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you like. Ross: [to Monica] You like it, right? Monica: Oh absolutely. I like it even more on you than I did on Colonel Sanders. Ross, Ross! I'm kidding! Rachel: Yeah, come here! Monica: What was it you were gonna tell us? Rachel: Yeah. Oh, was it how you invented the cotton gin? "Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?"-Chandler Ross: Sorry. 'Cause, um, I think this will make you look a little more sophisticated. Rachel: Sophisticated like a hooker? Ross: There you go! Good enough for your party, huh? Rachel: Sure. Ross: Yeah? Rachel: Sure, I'll just sit next to the transexual from purchasing. Ross: Rach, ya know, I can see you naked any time you want. Rachel: What? Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? Woohoo! Rachel: Ross! Stop that! Ross: Ah, I'm sorry. Rachel: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore. Ross: Uh, sorry! Nothing you can do about it! It's one of my, uh, rights as the ex-boyfriend. Oop..oh yeah! Rachel: Stop it, cut it out! Cut it out! Ross: Okay, okay, I'm sorry, it will never happen...Uh-oh! Wait a minute! Wait...wait...now there are a hundred of you--and I am the king. Rachel: Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right? Ross: Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray. Rachel: So who's idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates? Monica: Oh, some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box. Phoebe: Oh my God, they took my idea! Monica: That was you?! Monica: I don't believe this! Wow, look at this refridgerator! It's gigantic! I mean I could live in this thing!I'd be cold, but I'm always cold! Oh my God, look at these spider burners! I love spider burners. Monica: Did you just smell my hair? Pete: No. Uh-huh, no way. What? No. Monica: Oh God. You still have feelings for me, don't you? Pete: Okay, I love you. Is that bad? Monica: And well, we probably shouldn't see each other anymore. I'm sorry. Pete: Okay, yeah. I mean...if that's, if that's what you really want, okay. Monica: Okay, bye. Pete: I'm sorry things didn't work out.... Monica: All right shut up for a second and let me just see something. Oh wow! |