| TOW Ross's Thing |
| Joey: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck. Chandler: ..Or Dick. Phoebe: I know, I know! I'm, like, playing the field, ya know? Like juggling two guys. I'm sowing my wild oats. Ya know? Ya know, this kind of like, ya know, oat-sowin', field-playin' juggler. Joey: So Pheebs--do they know about each other? Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads?..Okay no, they don't. Monica: Well thats it. People never say, "We need to talk," unless it's something bad. Joey: Whoa! That doesn't necessarily mean he's breaking up with you. Monica: Really? Joey: Yeah, maybe he just cheated on you. Monica: I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants. Chandler: Well if he's gonna break up with you maybe Joey and I should water his plants...if you know what I mean. Joey: Or, haha, we could go over there and pee on them Rachel: Mon, you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, "Look how much money we've got!" You know, I mean you could put..you could put money in the invitations! You could have, like, little money place settings. And, uh, you could start with a money salad! I mean it'd be dry, but people would like it. Monica: Would you stop? We've only been going out a couple of weeks. I mean we don't even know if he's gonna propose. Chandler: Yes, but this is Pete. Okay?He's not like other people. On your first date he took you to Rome. For most guys thats like a...third or fourth date kind of thing. "OH MY GOD! Sorry. I was just imagining what it'd be like to catch the money bouquet"-Rachel Monica: Okay, this is the den. All right, check this out. Lights! [the lights come on automatically but are very bright] Whoa! All right. Less lights! Bad lights! Lights go away! [the lights dim] Oh, see you just need to find the right command. Ross: Yes, and the dimmer switch. Joey: Whoa! For a rich guy he's got, that's a pretty small TV. Monica: No-no-no. That's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not suppose to be here, so please, don't touch anything. Chandler: [sits down on the couch] I-kea! This is comfortable. Rachel: [enters with Phoebe] This place is amazing. Phoebe: God, that is the nicest kitchen. Monica: I know. Phoebe: No! But it's the nicest kitchen, the refridgerator told me to have a great day. Joey: Look at this! A millionaire's checkbook. Monica: Joey, put that down! [the phone rings] Oh my God! Its Pete. Okay, get out! How the hell do you answer a video-phone? [steps in front of it and automatically answers it] |