| TO At The Beach |
| Monica: [sees a happy couple arm in arm walk by] Would you look at them. Am I ever gona find a boyfriend again? I'm gonna die an old maid. Chandler: You're not gona die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook. Monica: [sarcastic] Thanks! Chandler: Hey now besides, if worst comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend. [Monica starts to laugh] Monica: Yeah right. Chandler: Why is that so funny? Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed. Chandler: Ha-ha-ha. A little too hard. What am I not ah, boyfriend material? Monica:Well, no. You're Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! Chandler: Okay, so we've established my name, and hit me. But theoretically y'know I mean say we weren't friends, say its a blind date. I show up at your door, and I'm like [in a fake voice] "Hey, nice to meet, ya. Hey, oh-hey." Monica: Well I'd probably be scared of the guy using a fake voice. Chandler: So, you still don't think I'm boyfriend material? Monica: Huh? Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night Monica: You didn't even take off your pants Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you. Monica: What? Chandler: I don't know. Rachel: I mean, is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex? Joey: Yeah, sure. Well ya know,earlier she was talking about geography. Monica: Joey, she was listing the countries she's done it in. Joey: Well, I think we all learned something. Joey: Hey-hey, check out the hat! Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken abroad that hat! They did experiements on me! I can't have children! Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back. Phoebe: And this time they've ganged up to form one giant, super hat. Monica: Strip-Happy-Days game? Joey: Yeah, well, I couldn't find any cards, so it was either this or strip-bag-of-old-knitting-stuff. |