TO After Ross Says Rachel
Chandler: Oh wow, I hope you don't take this the wrong way but, I know we had plans to meet up tonight and, ugh, I'm just kinda worried about what it might do to our friendship.
Monica: I know. How could we have let this happen?
Chandler: Seven times!
Monica: Ugh! Well, y'know, we were away...
Chandler: In a foreign, romantic country...
Monica: I blame London
Chandler; Bad London! [takes a spoon and hits the turkey]
Monica: So look umm, while we're st-still in London, I mean, we can keep doing it right?
Chandler: Well I don't see that we have a choice. But when we're back home, we dont do it.
Monica: Only here.
Chandler: Y'know I saw a wine cellar downstairs....
Monica: I'll meet you there in two minutes.
Chandler: Okay!

Monica: Y'know maybe it's best that we never got to do it again.
Chandler: Yeah, it kinda makes that-that one night special. [Pause] Ya know, technically we still are over international waters.
Monica: I'm gonna go to the bathroom, maybe I'll see you there in a bit.
Chandler: 'Kay!

Monica: Well, we certainly are done.
Chandler: Yes! Good thing we have that, 'Not in New York' rule.
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since we're on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thining I was Ross's mother...
Chandler: Right.
Monica: Well, anyway, I just-that night meant a lot to me, I guess I'm just trying to say thanks.
Chandler: Oh. Y'know, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasn't because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me 'cause, you're really hot! Is that okay?'
Monica: [laughs] That's okay.
Chandler: And I'm cute too.
Chandler: Thank you! [they hug] All right, I gotta go unpack.
Monica: Okay.
Chandler: Bye.[after he leaves Monica walks to the door but stops]
Chanlder: [entering] I'm still on London time, does that count?
Monica: Oh that counts!
Chandler: Oh good! [they start kissing]

"This is worse than when he married the lesbian"-Judy Geller

Joey: Well, that went well. Yeah.
Chandler: It could've been worse. He could've shot her.

"Hey, no matter what happens with Ross and Emily, we still get cake, right?"-Joey

Phoebe: [facing Joey] You ate meat! [facing Chandler and Monica] You had sex!
Chandler: No we didn't!
Phoebe: I know you didn't. I was talking about Monica.

Joey: All right, I'm gonna go say "hi" to the chick and duck.
Phoebe: Oh, me too!
Joey: Why would you need to say "hi" to them? You've been feeding them for four days!
Phoebe: Oh...right. Maybe I'll just go home.

Rachel: No, you're not an idiot Ross. You're a guy very much in love.
Ross: Same difference.
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