| TOW The Kips |
| Chandler: Well, y'know, you and me, it had to end sometime. Monica: Why, exactly? Chandler: Because of the weekend, we had a fight. Monica: Chandler, that's crazy! If you give up every time you have a fight with someone, you'd never be with anyone longer than....oh! Monica: I'm really getting tired of sneaking around. Chandler: I know, me too. Hey! Y'know what if we went away for a whole weekend? Y'know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time. Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked. Chandler: Yeah, I can say that I have a conference and you have a chef thing. Monica: Oh,I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey! Chandler: Okay, y'know you're not though. Let's go. Monica: Can we turn off the TV? Okay? Do we really want to spend the entire weekend like this? Chandler: Oh, I'm sorry, am I getting in the way of all the room switching fun? Monica: Hey, don't blame me for ruining the night! Chandler: Oh, who should I blame? The nice bell man who had to drag our luggage to 10 different rooms? Monica: I don't know, how about the idiot who thought he could drive from Albany to Canada on a half a tank of gas! Chandler: Do not speak ill off the dead. Monica: We're suppose to uh, be spending a romantic weekend together...what is the matter with you? Chandler: I just want to watch a little televison. What is the big deal? Geez, relax mom. Monica: What did you say? Chandler: I said, "Geez, relax Monnnn" Joey: Well, remember when they got into that big fight and broke up and we were stuck in here with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said, "Rachel" at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here. Monica: Oh, candy bars, crossword puzzles.. Phoebe: Oo, Madlibs! Mine! Chandler: Condoms? Joey: You don't know how long we're gonna be in here! We may have to repopulate the Earth. Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that? Joey: Oh, so your weekend was a total bust? Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator. Joey: What are you guys woofing about? Monica: Chandler stole a twenty from my purse! Joey: No! You know what? Now that I think about it,I constantly find myself without a lot of twenties and you always have lots! Ross: You should've seen the look on her face. I don't want Rachel to hate me! I don't know what to do. Joey: You want my advice? Ross: Yes, please! Joey: You're not gonna like it. Ross: That's okay. Joey: You got married to fast. Ross: That's not advice! Joey: I told ya. Joey: Hey, Mr.Bing. That, uh, hotel you stayed at called. Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room. Chandler: Yes, that was mine. Joey: 'Cause I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it there. Chandler: Yes, that would have made more sense. Joey: You know, I....I don't even feel like I know you anymore, man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. Were you or were you not on a gay cruise? Rachel: You gotta come with me! Phoebe: Come where? Rachel: Wherever I go! Come on! You and me. We'll...we'll start a new group! We're the best ones! Phoebe: Okay, but try and get Joey, too. Chandler: So I guess this is over. Monica: What? Chandler: Well, y'know, you and me. It had to end sometime. Monica: Why, exactly? Chandler: Because of the weekend, we had a fight. Monica: Chandler, that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer than --Ohh! Chandler: So, this isn't over? Monica: You are so cute! No. No, it was a fight.You deal with it and move on! It's nothing to freak out about. Chandler:Really? Okay. Great! Monica: Oh, welcome to an adult relationship! Chandler: We're in a relationship? Monica:I'm afraid so. Chandler: Okay. Phoebe: The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, "Hi, Phoebe!" Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count. Phoebe: Count for what? Monica: Count in our heads as-as good Madlibs. Joey: I guess I'm done. Chandler: Fun's over! Monica: Wait-wait, guys! If-if we follow the rules, it's still fun and it means something! Joey: I think I'm gonna take-off. Monica: Guys, rules are good! Rules help control the fun! Ohh! |