| TOW All The Thanksgivings |
| Joey: I am thankful for this beautiful fall we're having. Chandler: That's sweet Joey. Monica: That's very nice. Joey: Yeah, the other day I was at the bus stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up. Oh! Which reminds me--I'm also thankful for thongs. Joey: Man, it must be so cool remembering stuff like that! I don't have any past life memories. Phoebe: Of course you don't, sweetie. You're brand new! Monica: Happy Thanksgiving! Rachel: Not for me. Chip and I broke up! Monica: Oh, why? Why? Well, what happened? Rachel: Well, you know how my parents are out of town and Chip was going to come over... Monica: Yeah, yeah, and you were going to give him, you know, your flower. Rachel: Okay, Monica, can you just call it sex?! It really creeps me out when you call it that. Okay, and by the way, while we're at it, a guy's thing is not called, "his tenderness." Believe me! Monica: Hey Chandler! Did you like macaroni and cheese? Chandler: Oh yeah, it was great. You should be a chef. Monica: Okay! Ross: [to Chandler but Monica overhears] Oh no, it's cool. You can stay here. My parents won't mind. Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with her fat sister. Ross: Hey! Mrs.Geller: Monica, why don't you finish off these pies? I don't have any more room in the fridge. Monica: No. No Thank you! Mr.Geller: Well, Judy, you did it! She's finally full! Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?! Monica: I didn't mean to cut it off. It was an accident! I'm sorry. It wasn't your whole toe! Chandler: Yeah, well I miss the tip! It's the best part. It has the nail. Monica: Chandler! Chandler: I can't believe this. Monica: Chandler, I said I was sorry. Oh wait, Chandler come here, is there anything I can do? Anything? Chandler: Yeah, just leave me alone for awhile. |