| TOW Ross's Sandwich |
| Phoebe: What am I sitting on? Chandler: Top of the world? Dock of the bay?...I'm out. Joey:What's wrong buddy? Ross: Someone at work ate my sandwich! Chandler: Well, what did the police say? Phoebe: Okay, look. You wanna hold onto your food? You gotta scare people off. I learned that living on the street. Ross: Really? So...so what would you say, Pheebs? Stuff like, uh, "Keep your mitts off my grub?" Chandler: Say, Ross, when you picture Phoebe living on the street, is she surrounded by the entire cast of Annie? Rachel: Okay, so tell me about this Jane Eyre woman. Phoebe: No! You should've read it yourself! Rachel: Oh come on Phoebe! Don't be such a goodie-goodie! Phoebe: Fine! Okay, all right, so Jane Eyre: First of all, you'd think she's a woman....she's not. She's a cyborg. Rachel: That was so embarrassing!I can't believe you let me go on and on like that! Phoebe: I'm sorry. It was just so funny when you started comparing Jane Eyre to Robocop. "Well I think we've all learned something about who's disgusting and who's not. Eh? All right now, I'm going to get back to my bucket. I'm only eating the skin, so the chicken's up for grabs"-Joey Monica: All right everybody! Everybody guess what? I just convinced Paul to give us a test next week! All: A test?! Monica: Come on! Tests make us all better learners! Oh yeah! [running out] We should have essay questions! Ross: Unbelievable! I mean you really kept Joey's underwear?! Why? Why would you do that?! Monica: I'm Monica. I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants. |