| TOW The Inappropriate Sister |
| Ross: I am bored out of my mind. I've already been to the bank, the post office, and the dry cleaners. Joey:Dude, you just described seven days worth of stuff. You've got to spread it out a little, you know? Haven't you ever been unemployed? Ross: Hey, I'm not unemployed, I'm on sabbatical! Joey: Hey, don't get religious on me, okay? Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. I'm going to be out there spreading joy to people. I mean, last year I spread a little joy, but not really enough. So this year, I'm going to do the whole city. Monica: You know, I knew a girl in highschool who did that. She was very popular. Joey: All right! But, uh, listen...what do you say we, uh, crank it up a notch? Chandler: I'm intrigued. Joey: All right, all we need is a little lighter fluid... Chandler: Okay,but be careful, okay? Because I wanna get our security deposit back. Joey: Yeah, I think we said goodbye to that when we invented Hammer Darts. Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you? Monica: No. Phoebe: Does it look like an ashtray? Monica: No. Phoebe: Does it look like a urinal? Monica: Eww! Chandler: Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk? Ross: If it does, then you're an amazing friend of mine Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her. Monica: Oh honey, I'm sorry. Rachel: Well, you should be, this is all your fault! You meddled in our relationship! Monica: You had no relationship! Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan! Rachel: Hey, Can I ask you guys something? Monica: Sure. Ross: Sure. Rachel: Um, I don't have any brothers so I don't know but uh, did you guys wrestle? Ross: Oh yeah. Monica: Oh, all the time. Infact, I was undefeated. Ross: Well you weighed two hundred pounds. Monica: Still, I was quick as a cat. Rachel: Well, I met Danny's sister, that was the girl on the subway, and they were very, ya know, wrestly. But I guess that's normal? Monica: We...we don't wrestle now. Ross: Yeah not since I got too strong for you. Monica: Too strong for me? Ross: Yeah. Monica: You wanna go right now? 'Cause I'll take ya right now. Ya wanna go? Ross: Oh fine. |