| TOW All The Resolutions |
| Ross: You know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in 99! [blows a party horn] Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet. Ross: Just the one divorce in 99! [blows horn] Ross: You know what? I'm gonna be happy this year. I'm gonna make myself happy. Chandler: Do you want us to leave the room? Phoebe:Oh that's a good one. Mine is to pilot a commercial jet Chandler: That's a good one too, Pheebs. Now all you have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plumet to their deaths. Phoebe: Maybe your resolution should be not to make fun of your friends.Especially the ones who may soon be flying you to Europe for free on their own plane. Ross:They're still not coming on, man! And the lotion and powder have made a paste! Joey: Really? Uh, what color is it? Ross: What difference does that make?! Joey: Well I'm just...if the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants and she won't know the difference! "Okay, I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore. So you win, okay? Here! Pheebs? Flying a jet? Better make it a spaceship so that you can get back to your home planet! And Ross? Phone call for you today: Tom Jones. He wants his pants back! And Hornswoggle? What, are you dating a character from Fraggle Rock?"-Chandler |