TOW Chandler's Work Laugh
"Well, what I was doing in Chandler's room is that, I was cleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it!"-Monica

Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party.
Monica: I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be a real couple. We don't have to hide.
Chandler: I know, I can do this. [he takes her hand]
Monica: Ooh, and I can do this. [she kisses him on the cheek and than they stand real close together]
Both: We can't do that [and they separate]

Ross: Okay, look, I...I know what you guys are going to say.
Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children.
Ross: Okay, I didn't know you would say that.

Monica: Am I on fire today or what?! Those birds are browned, basted, and ready to be carved!
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Monica: I'm sorry, I don't understand what you just said.
Chandler: Let them win one.
Monica: Are you crazy?! We own those two! I mean look at 'em, he can't breathe and she's popping pills.
Chandler: You're not even giving them a chance!
Monica:They have racquets, don't they?!
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we'll make this the last game.
Chandler: Oh yes, sir! Put me out of my misery. Are you sure you never played pro? [does his work laugh] [to Monica] Please let them win!
Monica: I'll take it down to 95% but that's the best I can do.

Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
Chandler: Yeah, well at least you hid your feelings well about it.
Monica: I was frustrated.
Chandler: It was my racquet.
Monica: I was frustrated with you!
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