| TOW Joey's Bag |
| Monica: I give good massages! [Ross laughs] I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! And-and-and Chandler loves them! Watch! [starts to give Chandler a massage] Phoebe: [looking at Chandler's face] He-he does not like it! He hates it! He's in pain! Monica: No he's not! Chandler: [wincing] Yes he is! Joey: But it is odd how a woman's purse looks good on me, man. Rachel: Exactly! Unisex! Joey: Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple of days ago. Rachel: No! No, Joey! U-N-I-sex. Joey: Well, I ain't gonna say not to that. Phoebe: Oh! Get off! Ow! Oh, stop it! Why? Why are you doing that to me? Monica: What are you talking about? Phoebe: As a masseuse and a human, I'm begging you, never do that to anyone! Monica: I give good massages! I used to give them to Rachel all the time before she got allergic! Chandler: I don't like your massages. Monica: See? It's no big deal. Chandler: Okay, but see now, you're crying! Monica: I'm not crying about that! I'm crying about something that happened at work. Chandler: What? Monica: My boyfriend said he didn't like my massages! Chandler: It's okay, you don't have to be the best at everything. Monica: Oh my God! You dont know me at all! |