TOW Everybody Finds Out
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Chandler: Well, my grandfather was Swedish and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny.

Phoebe: Bye Chandler! I miss you already.
Chandler: Okay, did you see that?! With the inapppropriate...and the pinching!
Monica: Actually, I did!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Monica: Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us!
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Phoebe knows, and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it!
Chandler: Okay, but what about, you know, my pinchable butt, and my bulging biceps...she knows!

Ross: I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect? I can't believe I never realized how great it is!
Rachel: Well, that's because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.

Phoebe: They thought they could mess with us! They're trying to mess with us? They don't know that we know they know we know! And Joey, you can't say anything!
Joey: I couldn't if I wanted too.

Joey: Hey, hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy's got a friend!
Rachel: Oh yeah!....Oh My God! That is our friend! That's Naked Ross!

Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do.
Chandler: How do you know?!
Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
Chandler: At this?!
Monica: Just go get some! [kisses him] Go! [she runs to hide in the bathroom]
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