TOW Everybody Finds Out |
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute? Chandler: Well, my grandfather was Swedish and my grandmother was actually a tiny little bunny. Phoebe: Bye Chandler! I miss you already. Chandler: Okay, did you see that?! With the inapppropriate...and the pinching! Monica: Actually, I did! Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me? Monica: Oh! Oh my God! Oh my God! She knows about us! Chandler: Are you serious? Monica: Phoebe knows, and she's just trying to freak us out! That's the only explanation for it! Chandler: Okay, but what about, you know, my pinchable butt, and my bulging biceps...she knows! Ross: I love this apartment! Isn't it perfect? I can't believe I never realized how great it is! Rachel: Well, that's because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man. Phoebe: They thought they could mess with us! They're trying to mess with us? They don't know that we know they know we know! And Joey, you can't say anything! Joey: I couldn't if I wanted too. Joey: Hey, hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy's got a friend! Rachel: Oh yeah!....Oh My God! That is our friend! That's Naked Ross! Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out! Chandler: Okay, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her? Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do. Chandler: How do you know?! Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins! Chandler: At this?! Monica: Just go get some! [kisses him] Go! [she runs to hide in the bathroom] |