| TOW The Girl Who Hits Joey |
| Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket! Joey: I don't know. I mean, I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but... Monica: But what? Joey: She keeps punching me. Monica: In that cute, little, sweet way she just did? Joey: Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks! Okay? She's....she's hurting me. Monica: I know what you need! You need a bodyguard. Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool? Chandler: Will you marry me? Ross: Oh no. No. No. Joey: What a bad idea! Rachel: Oh...I can't not look at it! Monica: Chandler, why are you doing this? Chandler: I don't know. But I know I'm not afraid to do this. Monica: Chandler. Chandler: I'm doing this because I'm sorry? Monica: Do you, um, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry? Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth. You know, behind being ready, and actually wanting to get married. Chandler: I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. Monica: Who? Two-divorces and Joey? Ross: Hey! Joey: She's right you know. Ross: Yeah, but still, cheap shot! Monica: What would you have done if I had said yes? Chandler: Well, I would've been happy because I would've been able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole through that door. |