| TOW The Cop |
| Monica: Are you saying I smell bad? Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. I'm sorry. I.... Monica: What's with him? Chandler: Oh, you know what? The last time that Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter. Ross: Not that it's any of your business, but we did go out. The Salesman: Really? You two? Ross: Yeah! Rach? Rachel: Come on, I don't really want to be doing this right now. I am carrying a very heavy couch. Ross: Then tell him quickly Rachel: Fine! We went out. Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it...298 times! Rachel: Ross! Oh my....argh! You kept count? You're such a loser! Ross: A loser you did it with 298 times! Rachel: Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements. Ross: Oh great! What, you brought Joey? Rachel: Well, I brought the next best thing. Chandler: Hey! Ross: Chandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica! Chandler: You know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so... Ross: This couch is cut in half. I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half. The Saleswoman: You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this? Ross: Look, I'm a reasonable man. I will accept store credit. The Saleswoman: I'll give you store credit in the amount of four dollars. Ross: I will take it. Joey: What are you guys doing up? Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword puzzle before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for plum. Joey: [thinks] Dark plum. Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. [to Monica]Hey, how about maroon? Monica: [checks to see if that'll work] Yes, you are so smart! [kisses him] Joey: Aww, you guys are so cute! Monica: I know. |