| TOW Ross Can't Flirt |
| "It's no big deal. I do it all the time"-Monica Chandler: Rachel, when, uh, when you were going out with Ross, did it bother you when he flirted with other women? Rachel: Uh, no, no. It bothered me when he slept with other women. Caitlin: Hey Chandler! Chandler: Hey Caitlin! Somebody got a haircut. Caitlin: Ugh, I hate it! I look like an 8-year-old boy. Chandler: Yeah, if that was true, gym class would've been a lot more interesting. Chandler: See, when you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking "Finally! Somebody wants to sleep with me!" Monica: No way! Chandler: It's true. Monica: Well that's pathetic! Chandler: Again, true. Monica: And this goes for all guys? Chandler: All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and all the guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the same exact way. Monica: Rach, what are you doing? Rachel: [looking for an earring on the floor behind the couch] Oh, I just can't watch. It's too scary. Monica: It's a diapers commercial. Rachel: Well, you know me...babies, responsibilities...AHH!! Monica: All right sweetie, that's fine. You didn't doi it on purpose. Phoebe: No. Monica: Look at you! Come here! [they hug] Feel better? Phoebe: Yeah! You're the best! Rachel: Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute I-I-I, I can't do this. Listen honey, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings and I lost it. I'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. [holds out her arms for a hug] Monica:[angrily] That is exactly why I don't lend you stuff![Rachel looks over at Phoebe in resignation] Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it's not my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses! |