| TOW The Ride Along |
| Monica: Also, I need some cash. Rachel: Okay. Do you want me to stop at the ATM? Monica: No. While you're at Ross's if you see any lying around... Rachel: What? Monica: What? I..I dont...I don't do that. Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Um, I need some, um, some salt, some margarita mix and Tequila. Rachel: So all we had was ice? Monica: See if he has ice. "Look, if you're going to be totally rational about this, I can't argue with you"-Monica Ross: [on his answering machine] Hey, Ross, it's you. I just want you to remember this feeling. You are lucky to be alive. So live every day to the fullest. Love yourself, okay? Okay. Uh, oh, and also get some stamps. Monica: Wow. Play that message for Emily and this whole problem goes away. "Cut it out, Ross. I'd hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in the same day"-Joey Monica: Man, I would be great in a war. I mean, I really...I think I would make a fantastic military leader. I mean, I know I would make General before any of you guys. Chandler: Before or after you were shoot by your own troops? Ross: I know where Joey would be. He'd be down in the foxhole protecting all of us. Chandler: Yes, if the foxhole was lined with sandwiches. Joey: Yeah, hero sandwiches. Phoebe: You all know that I am a pacifist. So I am not interested in war in any way. But you know what? When the revolution comes, I will have to destroy you all. Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home. I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos! Rachel: Oh, thank God! Finally! Monica: Okay, I've broken them down into categories. Okay, we have uh, we got holidays, birthdays, candids, y'know...And then what I've done is I've cross-referenced them by subject. Right? So if you're looking up, oh let's say birthdays and dogs, you get Photo 152. See? Rachel: Oh, it's me and La Poo! Wow! I miss that dog. Monica: You can also find him under, umm dog and dead. Rachel: Great! Thanks! Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one. [Rachel hands it to her and it breaks all over the other organized photos] Rachel: Oops! Sorry! Well, good thing you numbered all of them, huh? Monica: I hadn't! Photo 152 was a prototype. |