| TOW Joey's Big Break |
| Rachel: Yeah, no, I don't-I don't put things in my eye. Dr.Miller: Okay, then we'll see you back here in three months. Rachel: Great! Dr.Miller: And I'll fit you for a glass eye. Rachel: Okay, just give me the damn drops! [grabs them and storms out] "Oh my God, Monica, you are freakishly strong!"-Rachel Joey: Hey Monica, It's Joey! Monica: Hey Joey! Ah, you remember me even though you're a big star! Joey: Aw, come on! It'll be years before I forget you! "Y'know what you should send him? A cartoon of cigarettes. 'Cause that way he could trade it for proection. No. That's prison."-Phoebe Monica: Well, maybe you should send him something, so that when he gets to Las Vegas he'll know that you're sorry. Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I could get a basket of porn. Chandler: He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you ask a question and you answer it really fast... Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision. Ross: Are you mad at me because I said your handwriting is childlike? Phoebe: No, that made me feel precious. Ross: Okay Pheebs, I know how we're going to figure this out. Clear your mind and answer the first thing that comes into your head. What do you like better...flora or fauna? Phoebe: Fauna. Ross: Who would you rather be, Simon or Garfunkel? Phoebe: Garfunkel. Ross: Why you mad at me? Phoebe: You said I was boring. Oh! Ross: When did I say you were boring? Phoebe: Oh my God, I remember now! We were playing chess. Ross: Phoebe, you and I have never played chess. Phoebe: Oh come on!Yes we have. Remember that time on the frozen lake, we were playing chess, you said I was boring, and then you took off your energy mask and you were Cameron Diaz. Okay, there's a chance this may have been a dream |