| TO After "I Do" |
| Nora Bing: Chandler, darling, look. My date has finally arrived. I'd like you to meet Dennis Philips. Dennis is a dear old friend, and a fantastic lover. Chandler: Bravo, Dennis. Thanks for pleasing my mother so. Chandler: Those aren't an 11 and a half Joey: Okay, fine! I'm a 7! All right? I have surprisingly small feet. But the rest of me is good. I'll show you! "Yes, Maybe it's a false positive! Are you sure you peed on the stick right?"-Monica Monica: Wait a minute? Who's the father? Phoebe: Oh no, she won't tell us. Monica: Come on, it's my wedding. That could be my present! Rachel: Wait, hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick! Phoebe: See, this is why you register. Ashley: Can I go next? Ross: Well, uh, of course you can. Hop on! Mona: Okay, but...I get to hop on after her. Ross: I am so gonna score. Ashley: What? Ross: I like your bow! Photographer: Now why don't we get a shot just of Monica and the bloody soldier. Monica: [to Joey] Oh, about that. Joey, you have to change before the party. Joey: I can't! I-I don't have any other clothes here. Monica: Find some! Please! Anything that doesn't say I-I died tragically in France. Monica: Man, in this day and age how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant? Rachel: Hey! Y'know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything they're supposed to wear and one of those little guys just gets through! Monica: How? Rachel: I don't know! Maybe they have tools. Monica: Hey, are you ready to get back on the dance floor? Chandler: Did it turn into sand? Monica: Oh come on, I love this song! Come on, you'll be fine. [she starts to walk towards the floor] Chandler: [sliding up behind her] No. No, I won't. Do you know why I took all those lessons? See, for the first time I didn't want you to be embarrassed to be seen on the dance floor with some clumsy idiot. Monica: Oh sweetie, you can never embarrass me. [Chandler grunts] Okay, you can easily embarrass me. But come on, it doesn't matter. All right? I married you! So I want to dance on my wedding night with my husband. Come on. [they go onto the dance floor] Just try not to move your feet at all. [Chandler starts to get into the groove and busts a move] There you go. |