| TOW The Red Sweater |
| "That's right, Chandler does still think I'm pregnant. He hasn't asked me how I'm feeling, or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman that ends up with him. After you of course."-Phoebe Rachel: Hey, Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you she was pregnant? Joey: Who called here? Did she sound blonde? Joey: Well, who is this guy? Huh? Who is he? Because I will track him down and kick his ass! Phoebe: David Lynn. Joey: (leaving) David Lynn. David Lynn. David Lynn. Monica: Who's David Lynn? Phoebe: Oh, some guy from my gym. A little annoying. Ross: I'm just thinking about your new bride, at home, okay? Do you really want to start your life together by letting her down? Chandler: Marriage advice? Really? Tag: Come on Rach. Let's give it another try. Rachel: I'm having a baby. Tag: Oh. Rachel: You can go. Tag: Thank you. Chandler: You opened all the presents without me? I thought we were suppose to do that together! Monica: You kissed another woman? Chandler: Call it even? Monica: Okay! Monica: [depressed] That's right. I'm no longer a bride. I'll never be a bride. Now, I'm just someone's wife! Chandler: And I am the happiest guy in the world! [Monica goes and sits down in a huff] Oh honey, come on don't be upset. We still have so much to look forward to. Monica: Oh yeah, right. [rolls her eyes] "I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit!"-Phoebe Phoebe: Are you gonna open the present up without Chandler? Monica: No! [pause] But they're calling out to me! I mean this little guy [holds up a small present] even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldn't mind if I opened up just one present. What do you think it is? Phoebe: A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an old woman. [Monica opens it] Monica: A tiny salt shaker! Phoebe: Ohh! My God! For tiny salt! Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun. Phoebe: Oh yeah. |