| TOW Rachel's Date |
| Mr.Franklin: I've got a stack of documents on my desk this high. Chandler: You know what you should do? Just toss them in the shredder and claim you never got them. Mr.Frankin: That's a good one, Bing. Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here? "He is totally incompetent, okay? I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Haha, Gotcha!""-Monica "Hey, what do you think is the better excuse for why I'm not drinking on this date tonight? Um, I'm a recovering alcoholic; I'm a Moron or, I got so hammered last night, I'm still a little drunk"-Rachel Ross: How was the date? Rachel: Well, I'm alone, and I just bought 15 dollars worth of candy bars. What do you think? Rachel: I think I am going to go home and eat ten candy bars. Ross: Hey I thought I cheered you up. Rachel: Oh, you did. There are 20 in here. Ross: Guess who's middle name is Murial? Rachel: Oh my God. Chandler M. Bing. Ross: Well, uh, would you be interested in seeing a Ukranian film? Mona: Ha, ha, ha! Oh, you're serious. Sure! |