| TOW The Halloween Party |
| Ursula: I'm getting married next week. Phoebe: What? Ursula: Yeah, yeah, it's going to be a small ceremony. Just family. His. Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, I'm really happy for you. Ursula: Wait. If, um, if you want to come, I guess that would be okay. Phoebe: Really? Ursula: Sure, why not. You could be my "sister" for the day. Rachel: Monica, we need more candy. Monica: What? There's only been, like, four kids. Rachel: Yeah, I know, but one of them just said she loved me so I just gave her everything. Phoebe: No wonder you're pregnant. Phoebe: And I'm really really excited for you and Ursula. Eric: Oh, I feel very lucky. She's great. I think she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. Phoebe: Oh thank you! Chandler: Joey is gonna be thrilled. He was hoping you'd come as a slutty nurse. Mona: Actually, I'm just a nurse. Chandler: You think that'd embarrass me, but you see, I'm maxed out. Phoebe: The only reason he's marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself are true. Ursula: Well, they could be true. Phoebe: But, they're not. Ursula: Yeah. It's a fine line, huh? Rachel: Oh, I am just awful with children! Joey: Come on, you're good with kids. They're just crazy on Halloween. You know, they're all greedy and hopped-up on sugar. Rachel: Really? You think that's all it is? Joey: Absolutely. Halloween is the worst. Except for Christmas. And their birthdays. They get a little crazy during the summer, too. And anytime they're hungry or sleepy. Yeah, kids are tough. Good luck with that. "I'll prove it. I'll prove it like a theorem!"-Ross |