| TOW The Stripper |
| Joey: So, you and Mona, it's been a while now. How's it going? Ross: It's good. It's going....it's going good. We get along great. She's...she's so.... Joey: Hot. Ross: I was gonna say, "sweet", but ya-huh! Monica: Who else do you want to invite? Chandler: Uh, no no no. Just Ross and Joey is embarrassing enough. Ross: Actually, sorry, I can't even make it. I'm seeing Mona again tonight. Chandler: I understand. Who'd cancel an actual date just to go to a fake bachelor party? Joey: (on the phone) I'm sorry, I've gotta cancel tonight, baby. "I'm sorry I won't be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I'm really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah"-Phoebe Rachel: Oh, because we drove each other crazy. Ross: Yeah Rachel: I mean, he was so possessive, he was jealous, he just could never let the little things go. Ross: Trying to date this woman. Rachel: Right. But none of that compared to how kind and gentle and thoughtful he is. Ross: Probably shouldn't touch me. Mona: I just don't want to get in the middle of something so complicated. Rachel: I get it, oh, but what relationship is not complicated? I mean, we all have our baggage. You must, too. Why else would you still be single? I'm so gonna leave right now. "Oh, you guys made up. He's a good kisser, isn't he? I'm gonna go"-Rachel Dr.Green: Is it because that punk Ross won't marry you? Rachel: Yes, yes he said I'm damaged goods! Chandler: I can't believe you didn't tell me! You know that the two pillars of marriage are openess and honesty! Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass! Monica: You know what? I'm going to make this up to you. I promised you a stripper and you're gona get a stripper. [she turns on "Let me Blow Your Mind" and takes off her jacket] Chandler: Monica, wait. Monica: [stops, disappointed] What? [Chandler puts on his gold crown] Chandler: Carry on. [Monica's hand gets stuck in the sleeve of her jacket and finally gets it out after a lot of tugging] Monica: [in a sexy voice] Ooh..These tennis shoes are so tight. I think I'll take them off. Chandler: Could you not narrate? Monica: Gotcha sailor. |