| TOW The Rumor |
| Monica: Remember that guy Will Colbert from high school? Rachel: No. Monica: He was in Ross's class. Marching band. He was kind of over-weight. Well, really over-weight. I mean, I was his thin friend. Rachel: Wow, I don't remember him. Honey, are you sure you're not talking about your imaginary boyfriend? Monica: No, that was Jarod. Wow. Haven't thought about him for a long time. Monica: ...and Rachel's having her aversion to poultry. Joey: She is? Rachel: Yeah. Don't you remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken? Joey: Yeah, but I thought that was just because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table. Phoebe: So, how's the game? Chandler: I have no idea. Phoebe: What? Chandler: Yeah, I'm just pretending to watch the game so I don't have to help out with stuff. Phoebe: I don't believe you! That is...brilliant! Ross: I don't think I've seen you since Lance Davis's graduation party. Will: That was such a fun night. Ross: Yeah, it would have been good if we had gotten in, but still, real fun. Will: Yeah Ross: Yeah Will: We were lame back then. Do you remember how into Dinosaurs we were? Ross: Yeah... Will: So what do you do now? Ross: So how long are you in town? Ross: Will, high school was a long time ago. Will: Look at her standing there will those yams. My two greatest enemies, Ross. Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates. Rachel: Hi! Will right? Will: Right Rachel: Right. Hi, I'm Rachel Green. Will: Oh, I remember you. Rachel: Really? Aren't you sweet. I gotta tell you, though. I'm having the hardest time placing you. Oh oh, hang on, I think I remember you. Did we fool around at Lance Davis's graduation party? Will: You are unbelievable. Rachel:Thank you. Ross: We....we said that the rumor was that, um, you had both male and female reproductive parts. Rachel: What? Will: That's right. We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis. Monica: You started that? Rachel: What, you heard that? Monica: Well, everyone in my school heard that. Chandler: Everyone in my school heard it. You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island? Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this? Monica: I was afraid it might be true. And I was afraid you were gonna cry, and then show it to me. Rachel: Joey, stop staring, there's nothing there! It's not true! Joey: I'm afraid I'm gonna need proof! Monica: Listen, you're just being silly. Rachel, even with that rumor, you were one of the most popular girls in school. I mean, everyone wanted to be like you. One girl wanted to be like you so much, she stuffed her pants with a Tootsie roll... Rachel: Wow... Monica: And Ross, if it were't for Rachel's rumor, I mean, no one in high school would even know who you are. She put you on the map! Ross: As a romancer of the elderly. Phoebe: Green Bay is playing. Monica: You like Green Bay? Phoebe: It's only like my favorite bay! "Screw it, bring on them yams!"-Will "What you did to me is worse than what I did to you. You gave me a teeny-weeny!"-Rachel Phoebe: Joey, those are my maternity pants. Joey: No, these are my eating turkey pants! |