| TOW Monica's Boots |
| Ross: That's right, I love you. And I'm gonna play with you all the time. Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that? Rachel: He's talking to the baby! Phoebe: Oh, okay! Because when he said, "I can't wait to hear your first words," I thought, "There's a trick!" Joey: She's the smartest of the Tribianni children. You know the SATs? Rachel: Yeah? Joey: She took them! Phoebe: Well, then get your money back and return them. Monica: I can't do that either. The soles are already a little scuffed up and the insides are filled with my blood. Monica: Okay, you were right. All right, I should have never bought them. They're killing me, one toe at a time! Chandler: I was right. This is what it feels like to be right. It's oddly unsettling. Phoebe: Where are the seats? Ross: Uh, middle balcony. Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family? Ross: Yeah. Phoebe: Than that's not breaking the law, I'm there! "Rosssssssssssss caaaaaaaaaaaan!"-Phoebe "Give him the sandwich, now give him the sandwich!"-Rachel Monica: I can't walk, ok, ok? These boots were a huge mistake. Chandler, you were right. I never should have bought them. They're killing me, one toe at a time! Chandler: So I was right. This is what it feels like to be right....It's oddly unsettling. Monica: How are we going to get home? Maybe a piggy backride? Chandler: Hop on. Monica: Ok, just give me a second. I just need to get my boots off first. [she starts taking off her boots] Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh God! Oh, oh, oh, ohh... Chandler: Honey, I know you're in pain right now, but I'm a little turned on. |