| TOW Joey Dates Rachel |
| Joey: So, this roommate of yours, is he good looking? Rachel: Mmm hmm. Joey: Oh, yeah, it must be tough to keep your hands off him. Rachel: Yeah, but I'm pretty sure he's gay. Joey: No, no, no he's not. Why are you trying to ruin the game? Rachel: Wow, so I get to see what Joey Tribianni is like on a date. So, do you have any moves? Joey: No, no. I'm just myself. If they don't like me for....[cracks up] I'm sorry. I couldn't even get through that. Monica: You think this is clever? Chandler: Well, you know, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S, it *is* a bit of a challenge. Monica: Hey, wait a minute, this one's not dirty. Chandler: Well, it is when you put it together with that one. Monica: Ah. Well, if you don't clear this off, you don't be getting one of those from me. Joey: Well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lips looks irresistible. Rachel: How do you do that? Joey: Well, you can't tell anyone, but, uh...I put on shiny lip balm. Rachel: Oh, my god. Joey: Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I'm tellin' you. Okay, all right, so now you go. Rachel: No, I don't want to tell you. Joey: Why not? Rachel: Because it's embarassing. Joey: More embarassing then shiny raspberry lip balm? I didn't say raspberry before, did I? Monica: Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade! This is like--Oh my, this is like my second favorite game! Phoebe: Oh really? What was your first? Monica: Well I-I really don't remember the name of it. Chandler: Well what did it do? Monica: Well, you just-you put a quarter in and y'know pull-pull some handles and win like a candy bar or something. Chandler: A vending machine? Monica: Don't feel bad for me! I won like every time! |