| TOW The Secret Closet |
| Phoebe: Why won't you let me massage you? Monica: Well, it's....I mean....I would be self-conscious. You're my friend. You'd see me naked. Phoebe: Monica, we lived together for years. I've seen you naked. Monica: That's different, we were roommates. And when?! Phoebe: I'm curious about the human body. "I saw this movie once, where there was this door, and nobody knew what was behind it. And when they finally got it open, millions and millions of bugs came pouring out, and they feasted on human flesh! You know, it wouldn't kill you to respect your wife's privacy! Stupid closet full of bugs!"-Joey "Oh, you make sex noises when you get massaged! Yeah, and it really freaked me out. And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on!"-Phoebe Chandler: He-he-he-he-he. You're messy. Monica: No, you weren't suppose to see this! Chandler: I married Fred Sanford! Phoebe: That's it, just relax. Monica: Ah, ah, oh! Phoebe: Come on, more. Monica: Oh god! Phoebe: Yeah, you like that, don't you. Monica: Yeah, right there. Phoebe: You want it there, you take it there baby. Monica: Uh, Phoebe? Phoebe: Yeah, say my name. Say it! ......and now I'm going to cover you back up, and, um, I won't be speaking to you for several weeks. Monica: Hi honey. We got just a wedding gift from Bob and Faye Bing; they don't like us do they? [holds up a polka-dotted punch bowl] Chandler: Who says you can't get a nice punch bowl for under six bucks? Maybe we can take it back? Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it? Chandler: How about to the street from say the balcony? Monica: Why don't we just find a place for it? Chandler: Okay. How about in that cabinet? Monica: No! That's where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation? Doctor: She's fine. She was experiencing Braxton Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions. Rachel: Hmm...mild discomfort? I take it you've had one of those Braxton thingys? Joey: You are?! Rachel: Yes. Yes. I have a mind to contract that doctor's uterus though. "Mild discomfort" Ross: Braxton Hicks? Oh most women don't even feel those. Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion. |