| TOW The Birthing Video |
| Chandler: I'm not really in a sexy mood right now. Monica: Hey, what's going on? Chandler: Well, remember the first time you saw Jaws, how long it took to go back in the water? Ross: Why don't you open the champagne, and I will be right back. I've got a surprise for you! Mona: You've got another ex-wife back there? Ross: Please start drinking. Mona: Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and we've got to have some boundaries. So why don't you go back to your place, and....and give us some privacy. Rachel: But Mona, I live here. Ross: (returns with a gift) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by. "It haunts me! Up 'til now, the worst thing I ever saw was my father doing tequila shots of the naked house boy. After this, I would gladly make that my screen saver."-Chandler Ross: Hey, what's behind your back? Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebe's opinion on for Valentine's Day. Ross: You don't want my opinion? Monica: Not really. Ross: Come on, I'm your older brother, ask me! Monica: All right, big brother. [holds up two pieces of lingerie] Which one of these do you think would make your little sister look hotter so your best friend would wanna do her? Ross: [gets embarrassed] The red one. [walks away] Rachel: [entering] Hi! I'm so sorry to barge in on your Valentine's but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross. Monica: Oh my God. Chandler: Poor Ross. [Monica and Chandler both look into Ross's apartment to see the action going on] Chandler: Oh great. We have to watch him do yoga in his underwear but for this he closes the blinds. Monica: Rach, you know that birthing tape you wanted to see? It's here. Chandler: Oh, and we should warn you, before you watch it: don't watch it. Rachel: Why? You saw it? Is it scary? Chandler: Well let's just say it's ironic how footage of someone being born can make you want to kill yourself. |