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| Ross: Oh! Chi-Chi! I loved this dog! You know, Monica couldn't get braces because Chi-Chi needed knee surgery. Monica: What?! Ross: What, you were the 230 pound eleven-year-old that rode her. Ross: You want to stay back and take another cab? Rachel: Yeah because otherwise I'm not going. Parker: I don't want to forget this moment! It's like I want to take a mental picture of you! Click! Chandler: I dont think the flash went off. "Somewhere there is someone with a tranquilizer and a huge butterfly net looking for that guy"-Chandler Female Guest: Where did you have it? Rachel: On a cliff in Barbados. At sunset. And Stevie Wonder sang "Isn't She Lovely" as I walked down the aisle. Female Guest: Really? Rachel: Yeah, Stevie's an old family friend. Female Guest: Oh my god that sounds amazing. I'd love to see pictures. Rachel: Oh, so would I. You wouldn't think that Annie Leibovitz would forget to put film in the camera. Ross: Would you...would you excuse us for a second. (to Rachel) Um, what are you doing? Rachel: What? I'm not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have! Parker: Is there something wrong? Phoebe: Wrong? Really? You know the word, "wrong"? Everything isn't perfect? Everything isn't magical? Everything isn't "aglow with the light of a million fairies"? They were just brake lights, Parker. Parker: Well excuse me for putting a good spin on the traffic jam. Parker: I'm a positive person! Phoebe: No, I'm a positive person. You're like Santa Claus, on Prozac! At Disneyland! Getting laid! Phoebe: Hey, don't let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! Parker: Isn't this the most incredible fight you've ever had in your entire life? Rachel: And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns. Woman: Blind? Rachel: Well, not at first, but it was very intricate work and they said even though they lost their sight, it was all worth it. Phoebe: Well, his name is Parker and I met him at the dry cleaners. Chandler: Oooh, did he put a little starch in your bloomers? [sits up] Who said that? Monica: Yes! Every year Ross makes the toast and it's always really moving, and always makes them cry. Well, this year I'm going to make them cry. Chandler: And you wonder why Ross is their favorite? Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what they'll say this year? "God, you." |