| TOW Joey's Interview |
| Joey: You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I, you know, start to say something stupid. Ross: Just then, or all the time? Because we have jobs, you know? Joey: In my spare time, I read to the blind. And I'm also a mento for the kids. Interviewer: A mento? Joey: You know, a mento. A role-model. Interviewer: A mento. Like the candy? Joey: As a matter of fact, I do. Interviewer: Other than Days of Our Lives, what is your favorite soap opera? Joey: Oh, I don't watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, ya know? Interviewer: (stunned) Thank you. The readers at Soap Opera Digest will be happy to learn that. Ross: Wow, this picture of you is sure steamy. Joey: Ah, yeah, that's just something for my huge, gay fan-base. Ross: Did you just wink at me? Joey: Hey, you're the one who loves the picture. Monica: How cool is this?! We know three down! I'm touching three down! [she has her hand on his shoulder] Joey: Yeah you are baby. Monica: Three down knows I'm married, what's three down doing? Rachel: Oh come on, Joey you will totally keep it in shape this time, and plus you know the publicity would be really good for you career, and you deserve that, and if you do the interview you could mention oh I don't know..gal pal Rachel Green. Chandler: Is that gal pal spelt l-o-s-e-r? Rachel: Ok don't listen to him please. Joey: Fine, alright, I'll do it. But hey you guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I you know start to say something stupid. Ross: Just then or all the time...cause you know we all have jobs. Rachel: Oh come on we'll be there for you the whole time. Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. [turns to Monica & Chandler and puts her hands in the air] Haha! I'm gonna be in Soap Opera Digest and not just the dumb crossword puzzle. [turns to Joey] Seriously, proud of you. |