| TOW The Cooking Class |
| Joey: Man, this is bad! And I've had my share of bad reviews. I still remember my first good one, though. "Everything else in this production of Our Town was terrible. Joey Tribianni was abysmal. Katie: I can tell you work out. A paleontologist who works out. You're like Indiana Jones. Ross: I am like Indiana Jones! Phoebe: All right, don't freak out! Okay? I will help you. How long before you have to leave? Chandler: An hour. Phoebe: I can't help you. Chandler: Phoebe! Phoebe: All right, all right, we'll do our best. Okay? So let's say that I'm the interviewer and I'm meeting you for the first time. Okay: Hi! Come on in, I'm, uh, Regina Phelange. Chandler: Chandler Bing. Phoebe: Oh, Bing, what an unusual name. Chandler: Well, you should meet my uncle Bada. [akward pause] I'll let myself out. Sarah: Your Fettucini Alfredo looks a little dry. Did you use all your cheese? Joey: When you say "used" do you mean "eat as a pre-cooking snack"? Sarah: And the cream? Joey: Cheese makes me thirsty. Monica: I'm sorry....I'm sorry. It's just that, um, well I cook at this restaurant, Allesandro's and I just got a really bad review. Sarah: Allesandro's! I love that place! Monica: You do? Sarah: Oh yes! You're an excellent chef! As a person you're a little... Monica: Oh, totally crazy, but you like the food? Monica: Oh look! Acting for beginners! Want to feel good about yourself? Joey: What the hell! Monica: Okay. The Acting Teacher: All right, let's start with some basics. Can anybody tell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is? [no one can answer, including joey] Joey: Yeah, this was a stupid idea. "Oh yeah, don't get too worked up over it. I mean it sounds like he's a doctor but he's not!"-Rachel Rachel: He almost got a whore at Sluts-R-Us! Phoebe: Is that a real place? Are they hiring? "Oh no! I don't know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what it's called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles"-Monica "Oh my God! I'm standing at a cash register, holding a credit card, and I'm bored!"-Rachel |