| TOW Rachel Has A Baby -Part 1- |
| Monica: Well, we could start trying. Now. Chandler: Right here? Monica: No, not here. [Rethinks] Maybe here. Chandler: Wait a minute, it's perfect. We got a lot of time to kill and we're in a building that's full of beds! Monica: And it's so clean! Phoebe: I feel so bad for you; I broke my leg once too. Man: Oh yeah? How did yours happen? Phoebe: Well, it's a long story. It's kind of embarrassing. Let's just say there was a typographical error with a sex manual Mrs.Geller: [entering] Am I interrupting? Ross: Uh yes! Thank you. Rachel: Oh. Oh wait no. Ross: Later. Rachel: No-no-don't! Don't leave me here with these people. Ross: Oh uh, I'm sorry. [runs out] Rachel: No Ross! Ross! Ross! My child has not father! Rachel: How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine? Dr.Long: Three. Rachel: Just three? I'm dliated three! Phoebe: Oh wow. Three hours and still no baby. The miracle of birth sure is a snooze fest. Monica: [to Phoebe] Hey. You wanna see something? Phoebe: Sure. What? Monica: Okay. Um, this is gonna be fun. Watch me freak out Chandler. [looks at Chandler] Honey? Chandler: [looks up from a magazine] Yeah. Monica: [walks over and sits on the arm of his chair] Listen, I've been doing some thinking. And I don't know whether its because we're here or Rachel's giving birth. But, um, I think we should try to have a baby. Chandler: [not bothered by that] Okay. [goes back to his magazine] Monica: [a little freaked out] Wha...what's that now? Chandler: [looks up again] Okay. I've been thinking about it too. And I think we're ready. Monica: [stands up, in full freak out mode] Wha...Are you kidding me? You...you think we're ready to have a baby...NOW? Phoebe: This is fun! Joey: [to Chandler] You're ready to have a baby? My boy's all grown up! Chandler: [to Monica] You said you were ready too. Monica: [high-pitched] Yeah, but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now! Chandler: [stands up] Haven't you wanted a kid like forever? Monica: Okay just back off mister![he sits down again] 'Cause I'm ready to have a baby. [serious] I just want Joey to be the father. Joey: [high-pitched] What?! Are you crazy?! Monica: [points to Joey] That's it, right there! That's ALL I wanted! [sits down] Monica: What is going on with you? Since when are you so crazy about babies? Chandler: I'm not crazy about babies. I'm crazy about us. Monica: What? Chandler: Look, we've always talked about having babies someday. I'm not saying it has to be now. But I'm starting to think that we can handle it. We're good...we're really good. [he kisses her] Monica: We are pretty good. Chandler: But nothing has to happen 'til you're ready. Monica: Well...maybe I'm ready now. I mean, its a little scary. But maybe it's right. Chandler: [stars to freak out] What?! It's not right! We're not ready to have a kid now! Monica: [confused] What?! Chandler: I'm kidding. This is gonna be fun. Monica: So we're gonna try? [smiles and walks up to him] I mean, we're trying? Chandler: [happily] We're trying to get pregnant. [they start to kiss passionately] Chandler: [stops kissing] You know what? I'm not really comfortable doing this in front of the babies. So...when do you wanna start trying? Monica: All right.Hold on a sec. [starts counting to herself] Chandler: Period math? Monica: Yeah. [continues to count] Well we could start trying...now. |