| TOW No One Proposes |
| "Well now's a good time. I'm on my way to have my ears cut off"-Monica "Well I didn't! (Pauses) Unless uh (pauses again) Did I? I haven't slept in forty hours and that does sound like something I would do"-Ross Chandler: Ross had a ring? And he was going to propose? Joey: I guess. Chandler: And you did it first? This is going to kill him. You know how much he loves to propose. Monica: Come on! Come on, if we have sex again it'll double our chances of getting pregnant. Do you think that closet is still available? Chandler: I'm so tired. [she starts kissing him] Yeah okay, but no foreplay. Monica: Deal! "Oh, I still can't believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn't make it to one of my piano recitals, but this he sees!"-Monica Mr.Geller: But pleasure is important. [to Chandler] and it helps if the woman has an orgasm. You up to the task, sailor? Chandler: Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall. "Oh yea dude I totally understand usually after I have a baby with a woman I like to slow things down!"-Joey "Oh, what beautiful lukewarm sentiment"-Phoebe Phoebe: She said you actually proposed to her. Ross: I didn't propose! Unless, uh...did I? I haven't slept in forty hours and it does sound like something I would do "Man, that kid is going to town!"-Joey, watching Rachel breastfeed Emma Phoebe: [to Ross] Congratulations! [She means about being engaged to Rachel] Ross: [thinking she means about the baby] Thanks. Phoebe: Oooh, do you think Joey knows? Ross: That we had a baby? Come on, let's give him a little more credit than that. Althought....I did see him eat some plastic fruit earlier. Monica: Well, do you love him? Rachel: Sure. Monica: Sure? Rachel: Yeah, I mean whatever. Monica: Honey, the question is do you really want to marry Joey? Rachel: No. No I don't....could you be a dear and go tell him? Mr.Geller: You're right, you're right. This is about your positions. Now, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a child, although it might feel good. Monica: I don't feel good right now. Rachel: You were going to propose to me? Ross: Uh, no! Joey: Well, this is awkward. Ross: But I was going to see if, you know, maybe you wanted to start dating again, but that was all, Rach. Joey: Dude, step up! I proposed! Ross: No you didn't! Joey:Oh that's right. There's a lot going on here. Ross: Phoebe, there is no secret, okay? I didn't propose! Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like the time you tried to convince us you were a doctor? Ross: I am a doctor! Mr.Geller: Whoa-whoa-whoa! I didn't think so. Aren't you ovulating? Monica: Daddy?! Mr.Geller: Well you gotta get at it, princess! When your mother and I were trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. That's how I got my bad hip. |