| TOW The Pediatrician |
| Rachel: Do you have to go? Monica: I kind of have to because of this stupid thing. (points to wedding ring) Chandler: Ahh the loving support of a wife Phoebe: I get the apartment Joey,Ross, Rachel: Nooooooo!!!!!! Ross: I can't believe you're moving. You're the glue that holds this group together. Chandler: Really? Ross: No, not you Joey: You can't go to Tulsa. Maybe you forgot but we have tickets to the Jets game next week! Chandler: I'm sorry buddy but I don't think I'll be able to make it. Joey: ...We were gonna go see the Jets! Phoebe: It's so weird seeing Ross and Rachel with a baby. It's just so grown up. Joey: I know, yeah, I feel like we're all growing up. Person named Weiner...god that kills me. Phoebe: Look at you all grown up. Rachel: Excuse me? Well, up yours too! Ross: Who the hell was that? Rachel: Dr.Weiner Ross: Rach, you can't call people at three in the morning. Rachel: You know what, you sound just like his wife! "It's impossible to find a good doctor. How do you know the good ones from the ones that are gonna push their penis against your knee?"-Rachel Rachel: Well, then we'll see him. I wonder why Ross said he died. Monica: Maybe he confused him with his childhood therapist. Chandler: Ross saw a therapist? Monica: Yeah, he use to have this recurring nightmare that just really freaked him out. Rachel: Why? What was it? Monica: That I was going to eat him. Chandler: So I guess it's Old job, me, new job. Monica: I'm gonna miss this hand!Okay, I know this is a lot to ask but oh my god, Chandler, this is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Chandler: What happened to you can't live without me four days a week? Monica: Well, if you think about it, I mean, four days is not just that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back and I always work late on Tuesday so really if you think about it, it's just one day.And if we can't make it one day, we got real problems my friend. Chandler: I think you should take the job. Monica: Really? Chandler:Yeah, I know it must be important to you when you start chattering like a monkey. Rachel: Ross still sees his peditrician! I don't care. Monica: Are you serious? You still see Dr.Gettlemen? Ross: He is a brilliant diagnostician. Chandler: Diagnostician or...boo-boo fixer? Chandler: What's a matter Joe? Joey: I'm mad at you for leaving. You're nothing but a...big leaver. Big Leaver with a ...suitcase. Chandler: Any chance you're trying to pick a fight to make all this easier? Monica: Chandler, wait. It goes old job[motions low], new job [motions in the middle] and you [puts her hand above her head]. This is just something I have to do. Chandler: I know. Monica: I love you so much. Chandler: I know that too. [they kiss] Monica: Find anything? Chandler: Slim Pickings. Monica: Nothing, huh. Chandler: No, 'Slim Pickings' , it's a barbecue restaurant. They're looking for a cook. Actually 'cook' may be a bit of a stretch. They're looking for someone to shovel mesquite. Monica: 'Slim Pickings'....that's so cheesy. Chandler:'So Cheesy' also has an opening. "When we get to Tulsa, I am taking you out for a great dinner at Slim Pickin's. So Cheesy? Whole Hog? It's gonna be tough to keep kosher in Tulsa"-Chandler |