TOW The Male Nanny
Nanny Candidate: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Ross: Boy, we uhm..hadn't really thought of that.
Nanny Candidate: That's cool. But....but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice.
Rachel: Okidoki!

"Oh I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo!"-Rachel

"Hey Ross! Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot Cross Buns!"-Joey

"I want to be Mr.Wiggle Much!"-Joey

Sandy: So you see Wiggle Much that is why it is important to sharree
Joey: I am learning so much from you

Ross: Rachel and I hired a male nanny.
Chandler: You hired a male nanny? You got a male whose a nanny? You've got a manny?

Monica: Hi there you are.
Joey: FIRETRUCKS!

"There once was a man named Chandler, who's wife made him die inside!"-Chandler

Joey: How much do I owe you?
Sandy: 20 bucks.
Joey: It's the cheapest college ever

"You blow my mind"-Joey to Sandy

Ross: What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be...
Rachel: Yes?
Ross: King?

"I er....I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus...it keeps the hands young!"-Sandy

"Please?[whispering and begging to Ross. Ross makes a "whatever" gesture"] Yes! Sandy you're hired!"-Rachel

Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be...
Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence?
Monica: Yes. What is the end of that sentence?
Joey: A penis model.

Phoebe: My old boyfriend David is back.
Monica: Really the scientist guy?
Phoebe: Really Chandler?
Monica: So you were saying

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