TOW The Male Nanny |
Nanny Candidate: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing? Ross: Boy, we uhm..hadn't really thought of that. Nanny Candidate: That's cool. But....but if you do, I'm gonna need three days notice. Rachel: Okidoki! "Oh I can't watch. It's like firing Elmo!"-Rachel "Hey Ross! Check it out! Sandy taught me Hot Cross Buns!"-Joey "I want to be Mr.Wiggle Much!"-Joey Sandy: So you see Wiggle Much that is why it is important to sharree Joey: I am learning so much from you Ross: Rachel and I hired a male nanny. Chandler: You hired a male nanny? You got a male whose a nanny? You've got a manny? Monica: Hi there you are. Joey: FIRETRUCKS! "There once was a man named Chandler, who's wife made him die inside!"-Chandler Joey: How much do I owe you? Sandy: 20 bucks. Joey: It's the cheapest college ever "You blow my mind"-Joey to Sandy Ross: What kind of job is that for a man? A nanny? I-It's like if a woman wanted to be... Rachel: Yes? Ross: King? "I er....I hope you don't mind. I used some of my home-made lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. It'll dry that rash right up. Plus...it keeps the hands young!"-Sandy "Please?[whispering and begging to Ross. Ross makes a "whatever" gesture"] Yes! Sandy you're hired!"-Rachel Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be... Ross: ...a what? A what? What's the end of that sentence? Monica: Yes. What is the end of that sentence? Joey: A penis model. Phoebe: My old boyfriend David is back. Monica: Really the scientist guy? Phoebe: Really Chandler? Monica: So you were saying |