TOW Rachel's Phone Number
Rachel: Stop staring at me. Last time that happened(points to Ross) that happened (points to Emma).
Ross: Oh. Right.

Rachel: Well, um, first he told me he liked how I looked. And, ah, then we had a little....um...eye-contact.
Phoebe: Eye-contact?
Rachel: Mm-hmmm
Phoebe: I hope you were using protection.

"We're not here to meet guys. You have a boyfriend and I have a baby and a Ross"-Rachel

"Should we send them something back? Oh lets do. Lets send them smashed potatoes!"-Phoebe

"I arranged some pillows to look like a guy"-Monica

"Oh I was just doing Chandler's side of the conversation. You know, like "Hi, How do I look?" [as Chandler] "Really sexy. Could I BE any more turned on?"-Monica

Joey: Wait, wait, wait a minute. If you've just back from Tulsa, how did your suitcase beat you here?
Chandler: I climb down the fire escape, and you can't put that in the closet?!

Monica: Maybe I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction.
Chandler: You're gonna put on sweats and clean aren't you?
Monica: It's gonna be so hot!

"Maybe Michael Jordan will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee!"-Joey

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