| TOW Christmas In Tulsa |
| Chandler: Hey, you know what I just realized? You are the sole wage earner. You are the head of the household. I don't do anything. I am a kept man. Monica: You are! Hey, here's twenty bucks. Why don't you buy yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow? Chandler: Say goodbye, elves. I'm off to Tulsa. Monica: Oh, I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas. Ross: You're really not coming back? Chandler: Yeah, we have all this paper work that needs to be filed by the end of the year.If I don't get it done, I'll be fired. Monica: It's...it's just so unfair. You don't even like your job. Chandler: So, who does? Phoebe: Oh, I like my job. Joey: I love my job. Rachel: I can't wait to go back to work. Ross: I can't get enough dinosaurs! Rachel: Oh, I love it. Ross: Really? You're not gonna return it? Rachel: Well, not this second. Monica: Wendy's a fat girl name. Phoebe: Aren't we done with that? Monica: Fine. Fine. Let's talk about snow. Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa were my husband is having sex on a copying machine? Chandler: I missed you so much. Joey: Hey, ah, who did you miss the most? Chandler: Monica. Joey: Gotcha. Monica: But I thought if you left, they'd fire you. Chandler: Uh, it turns out they can't fire me because I quit. Monica: What? Ross: What? What, you really quit your job? Chandler: Yeah! It was a stupid job and I could not stand leaving you.And why should I be the only one who doesn't get to do what he really wants to do? Rachel: Well, what do you really want to do? Chandler: I have...not thought this through! Monica: Oh my god. Chandler: I know. I should've talked to you first about it. Monica: No, I think, if this is what you wanna do, I think it's great. Chandler: Thanks. Phoebe: Chandler, you're being here is the best Christmas present I could've ever imagined. Chandler: Aw.. Phoebe: Now give me my real gift. Chandler: Here, pass those around. Ross: [reading the gift] "A donation has been made in your name to the New York City Ballet." How did you know? Rachel: Are you kidding? I can't return this! Chandler: I thought it was time we started thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys. Joey: Mine says to Lillian Myers. Chandler: I don't have a job. |