| TOW The Blind Dates |
| Joey: Ho ho ho! Phoebe: It's not Santa's plan. Chandler: Where's Emma? Monica: Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma? Chandler: Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you! Monica: Okay, okay I'm sure that Rachel came home early and picked up Emma. You go look across the hall, and I'll call her cell. Chandler: Okay. (runs out) Monica: Hey, you better hope that we're pregnant, because one way or another, we're giving a baby back to Rachel. Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello? Monica: (on the phone) Hey Rach, how's it going? Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever! (Steve starts crying loudly) Rachel: (to Steve) Look, you know what, I'm sorry, but did you really think that this was going well? (to Monica) What's up? Monica: Hey, did you stop by here? Rachel: No Monica: Oh my god then... (Joey and Chandler enter with Emma) Monica: Oh thank god! Emma, there you are! Rachel: What? What do you mean, "there you are"? Where was she? Monica: Oh, we were playing peek-a-boo. She just --she loves it when I'm dramatic. (Monica hangs up and Rachel looks at her phone) (Joey starts to leave) Chandler: No, no, no. Monica: No, please don't. Please, Joey. She will kill us! Joey: Hey, I gotta! Unless... Monica: Unless what? Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey. Chandler: What? Why? Joey: Hey. I may never have kids, and somebody's gotta carry on my family name. Chandler: Your family name is Tribianni. Joey: (beats) (laughs) You almost had me. (he leaves) Steve: Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but...would you like to make love to me? Rachel: Really, really not. Steve: Eh, it's just as well. Doesn't work anyway. Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Goodnight Steve. "And by the time anybody figure out what we've done we'll be in sunny Mexico...oh wait that's the end to a different plan"-Phoebe Phoebe: Oh they see us....oh they look mad...oh they figured it out. Run! Joey: Where? Phoebe: Mexico! "You can't have S-E-X in front of a B-A-B-I-E!"-Joey "Female Body Inspector. What size is that?"-Ross Joey: You two were having sex. Monica: No, we weren't. Joey: Don't you lie to me! I can tell by Chandler's hair. You are so lazy. Can't you get on top for once? Chandler: Well, I think it's great you're going on a date, you know? I mean, it sounds healthy. I mean, you have needs. Embrace your womanhood! Monica: You want a job? Turn off "Oprah" and send out a resume! |