| TOW Rachel's Dream |
| Joey: [to a pineapple] God, you're beautiful. You know you want this as much as I do. Why are we fighting this? I love you. I need you. Let me make love to you. Rachel: I dont want to stand in the way of true love or anything but I think a cantaloupe might hurt less. Joey: I'm rehearsing my lines. They're giving me a big romantic story. It's the first time my character's gotten one and I'm so nervous and I want it to be really good. Rachel: Wow. I haven't seen you this worked up since that dog food commercial and you thought you were gonna be with a real talking dog. Joey: Yeah, that was a disappointment. Oh hey, you wanna come down to the set and tell me if I'm doing okay? Rachel: Are you serious? Joey: Yeah. You just have to promise that you won't get thrown out Rachel: Hey! That was an honest mistake. Joey: Right. Oh my god, is this the men's room? I feel so foolish. [tilts head to the side] Have you always known you wanted to be an actor? Rachel: Yeah, that was an awesome day. Monica: Hey. Phoebe: Hey. Ross: Hey. Monica: So do you guys want to come eat at the restaurant some time in the next few weeks? Phoebe: Yeah Ross: Sure I'd love to. Monica: Well you can't. We're booked solid for the next month. Phoebe: Well I can't give you a massage because my license has been revoked again. Ross: Phoebe, what happened? Phoebe: Well, it was an accident, there was a lot of oil and sometimes the hand just slips. Chandler: Have I got a surprise for you, pack your bags! Phoebe: Oh, you guys aren't suppose to get divorced for seven years. Chandler: What? No. I'm taking Monica to a romantic inn in Vermont. Phoebe: Oh. Oh, okay. Good for you. Trying to recapture the magic. Chandler: So what do you say? Can you get out of work? Monica: Oh I can't, I was just telling these guys things are crazy at the restaurant. Chandler: Oh, you're really that busy? Monica: Yeah, I'm sorry, I really am. Chandler: That's okay, I'll just try and reschdule. "Does that room have a closet I can lock him in?"-Chandler about Ross Chandler: Dude you're shaking! Ross: I think it's the sugar. Can you hold the apples? [gives Chandler the apples he had taken] Rachel: You gotta tell me what happens tomorrow. Joey: I'm reading lines here. Wanna read lines with me? Rachel: Oh, I'm not an actress. Joey: I'll ask Monica. Rachel: Oh screw her! That part is mine! Rachel: Kiss me. Joey: What? Rachel: Kiss me. Joey: Uh, Rach, it doesnt say that. Rachel: No I'm saying it. Joey: But... Rachel: Don't talk. [leans in and kisses Joey] Rachel: [wakes up and realizes it was a dream] Well that's new. Ross: [on the phone] Hi, this is Ross Geller in Suite 206. I've seem to forgotten a couple of things. Could you have some complimentary toiletries sent up to my room? Thank you. Okay, toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, mouthwash, deodrant, dental floss, band-aids, shaving cream, after-shave...and I feel like I'm forgetting something. Is there anything else you have that I haven't asked for already? Yeah, go ahead, send up some tampons. Ross: What did you get? Chandler: USA Today. Ross: Put it there. [Chandler puts it on the pile of other newspapers] Chandler: And two more apples. [pulls apples out of his pocket] Ross: We're four short of a bushel! "Get your garlic peelers off me!"-Phoebe Monica: Do you wanna talk about quality? Have you ever heard of a "key"? It's what some people sing in! Phoebe: Well at least all of my songs don't taste like garlic! "Excuse me, I'm Monica Geller, I'm the head chef here. [people remain silent]. Okay I was actually waiting for a little appplause there but whatever..."-Monica Monica: You know what, you keep playing. Because when your singing drives people inside, my bar sales will increase. Phoebe: Oh, what are they having, the garlic martini? "I think these people have seen me before. They are requesting some of my songs. "You suck" and "shut up and go home""-Phoebe Ross: Just use your travel insurance. Chandler: I don't have travel insurance. Ross: Well, this is what happens when people live on the edge. Rachel: Is this the bed where Olivia lost her virginity? Joey: I don't know, but one of the extras sure did. "When I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night, I ate his head"-Monica |