| TO In Barbados -Part 1- |
| Ross[to Emma]: Daddy and Uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados. Joey: Uh-huh. Ross: [to Emma] Can you say Barbados? Joey: Barbados. Ross: I gotta say, it really means a lot to me you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech. I have a surprise! I had to pull some strings but...I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! These babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars. Rachel: Do you have anything that will get us out of them? Chandler: Yeah I mean Ross, we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do...Island stuff. Phoebe: David will probably want to hear a few lectures. Ross: Right, because he's a scientist. Phoebe: No, since he's been in Minsk for eight years, if he gets too much direct sunlight, he'll die. Joey: All right, let's do it! Five hour flight with Charlie, have a couple of drinks, get under that blanket, and do what is natural. Ross: It's a blanket Joey, not a blanket of invisibility. Charlie: Wow, this place is beautiful. Ross: Look at all of the paleontologists! Joey: I know. There are going to be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow. David: Boy, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, right? Chandler: I wouldn't read too much into it. David: Still a girl calls you by her ex-boyfriend's name that's not a good thing, right? Chandler: Let me stop you there, cause I see were you're going. I'm not good at giving advice. See if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or Joey if the advice is about pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee. Ross: You're never gonna guess who I saw downstairs?! Joey: Oh.....Britney Spears! Ross: Yeah, she never misses these conferences. Rachel: Alright, I don't want to alarm anybody, but Monica's hair is twice as big as when we landed. Monica: Okay, when I go to places with a high humidity, it gets a little extra body, okay. Chandler: That's why our honeymoon photos look like me and Diana Ross. Monica: Oh honey, make sure we get a king size bed. Phoebe: Oh David, get one for us too. See if they have a heart shaped one with mirrors on the ceiling! Monica: And make sure our room isn't next to theirs. Chandler: Monica, can I talk to you for a second? David's going to propose to Phoebe tonight! Monica: See what happens when you give people advice? I hope you told him not to. Chandler: That would be advice! Monica: Okay, fine. I will handle this. [goes over to Phoebe & Rachel] Phoebe, I need to talk to you. Phoebe: Are you leaving the Supremes? Monica: Okay, my husband just gave your boyfriend some very bad advice. David's going to propose to you tonight. Phoebe: Wow. Really? That's fantastic! Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? What about Mike? Phoebe: You want me to marry Mike? Alright, let's just gag him, and handcuff him and force him down the aisle! I mean, I can just see it: 'Mike, do you take Phoebe' [puts her hand over her mouth to imitate being Mike] NO!' You know, it's every girl's dream! Monica: Do you really think that marrying someone else is the right answer? Phoebe: Sure. Look, okay, bottom line I love Mike...David! David! I love David. Don't look at me that way Roseanne..Roseannadanna. |