TO In Barbados
-Part 2-
Charlie: Ross just read me his speech. It's fantastic.
Chandler: Oh, is it on the computer? Cause I'd love to give it a read.
Ross: If you wanna check your e-mail, just ask.
Chandler: What! May I?

Rachel: Whats with the rain, Geller? I mean, when I signed up for dino week, no one said it being anything about monsoon season.
Charlie: Actually, the wet season is June-December.
Rachel: It's not the time, Charlie.

Chandler: Oh no! No!
Joey: What? Did someone out bid you for the teapot? [whispers close to Chandler] Secret teapot.

Rachel: Open your drapes! Open your drapes!
Monica: The sun is out!
Chandler: Hey, remember when I had corneas?
Monica: Okay, you go down to the pool and reserve the chairs.
Rachel: Okay.
Monica: And I'll get the magazines and lotion.
Chandler: Hey ladies, Ross's speech is in 45 minutes.
Rachel: No!
Monica: Damn it!
Ross: Walls are pretty thin, guys

[Rachel is laughing]
Joey: Erectus? [also laughing]
Rachel: No. Homo. [continues to laugh]

Monica: So, what are we gonna do today?
Mike: They have a game room downstairs, ping-pong and stuff.
Monica: Ping-pong? Honey, they have ping-pong! Let's play!
Chandler: I don't think so.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because you know how competitive you get and while I say its cute, others disgaree and I'm lying.
Monica: I'm not always that bad.
Chandler: Oh really? What happened when we played last night?
Monica: I punched you.
Chandler: And?
Monica: Phoebe.
Phoebe: And?
Monica: I clunked your heads together.

Rachel: Aren't you a little curious what it'd be like?
Joey: Curious? I'm as curious as....as..George!
Rachel: Who?
Joey: Curious George! You know, the monkey with the yellow hat.
Rachel: Of course, I remember him!
Joey: Yeah, he had a paper route.
Rachel: Yeah he did. See, this is what I'm talking about.
Joey: Yeah, we're great. But this can't happen.
Rachel: It can't happen a little bit?
Joey: No! It can't happen at all!
Rachel: Why? Why not?
Joey: No one wants this to happen more than me. I have gone over this moment a hundred times in my head and not once did I ever say no. But, I couldn't do it to Ross.
Rachel: But that wasn't going to stop you before.
Joey: I know but I've thought about it alot since then and it just wouldn't be right. I'm sorry.
Rachel: I'm sorry too.
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