This is why you never see Dale Earnhardt's in car camera!! Enjoy and have a good laugh!!
Top Ten Reasons it Took Me 20 Years to
Win the Daytona 500
by Dale Earnhardt
presented February 16, 1998
10. It took me 19 years to realize I had the emergency brake on.
9. Finally rotated and balanced my mustache.
8. Quit training with the Canadian snowboarding team.
7.Stopped letting my 300-pound cousin Ricky ride shotgun.
6. New strategy: pretend I'm Dave driving home on the Merritt Parkway.
5. Who cares that it took me 20 years -- at least my name isn't Dick Trickle.
4. Just figured out that if you mash the gas pedal all the way down, the car
takes off like a son-of-a-bitch.
3. My new pit crew -- The Spice Girls.
2. This year whenever I passed somebody I gave them the finger.
1. My secret to success: one can of motor oil in my engine, one can of
motor oil in my pants!
Oh look here is Dale in a spin at The Winston Select Race!! Nice car other than it got wrecked.
