Our family has expanded with the birth of Disturbed Owl!

The Stats

Born: Aug 24, 2000 At: 3:54pm Eyes: Coal Black Hair: Blue/Red Height: 21 in. Weight: 10 lbs.

Oh, I think he like you!

Daddy Maryland says...

It's wonderful now that Disturbed Owl (Owly) has joined us. He kicks so much ass around the block it's amazing! I love this kid!

Disturbed Owl is going to take over the new Q and A section of the site, we're happy, no enthusiastic, no ecstatic, fuck that we're having multiple orgasms at the idea of little Owly joining our team!

Momma Maryland says...

That....thing is not my child.

NEWS UPDATE! Our doctor recently found out that I am not the father of disturbed owl. It seems that my two wives were experimenting and SUR-FREAKING-PRIZE they're both bisexuals. This wouldn't be so bad but it gets worse. Seems that the larger Courtney has a penis.  I MARRIED A FUCKING TRANSEXUAL! The orgies in the sailor moon club now suddenly make sense...it gets worse.  Big Courtney was the one that knocked up little Courtney, so they decided they love each other more than they love me.  THEY FUCKING RAN AWAY AND LEFT ME WITH OWLY! I'M A FUCKING SINGLE PARENT OF A DISTURBED OWL!  It gets worse......they took my house and my nintendo.  GODDAMNIT! I'm all alone.....

NEW WHORE IN MY HOUSE!! Ok, fuck the two Courtneys.  I have a new bitch in my house, and this one is so fucking stupid she doesn't understand why blondes get offended at blonde jokes.  Just like I like it.  He.  She has a website too, ~*HoLLie*s PaGe*~

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