The Top 10 Mr. Maryland FAQ

I heard you were hung.....where do you live? Drool.......

I am endowed considerably, but you can't know where i am because you might rape my sister by accident, she's hung too!  What a coicidink!

Where did Disturbed Owl come from?  He looks nothing like you. No offense.

Ok, i admit he takes his looks from his mother(s), but he's still my child damnit.

How are you? You know what I mean :)

Well, once last year, my cousin found a tape in my mom's cabinet of two  people doing it.  Judging by the moans, I'm the best, baby.........  :)

Do you chat (AOL) alot?

AOL is a piece of shit, so I don't chat, but I do get on AIM alot as AngelBlue15, so IM me sometime

I REELY want to kill U, mOthEerFucKker.  Can I? PLEeZe?

Uh, no.  Leave me alone.  Wait......maybe.  Can anyone out there make a Mr. Maryland model for quake3 arena? Then you can kill me (virtually) and you'll leave me alone, right? Or you'll have your fantasies made real and dream about it more.....oh well. 

What should I smoke? Ill never be as cool as you but I want to try.

My personal favorite is LSD, but many people lliiikkkee Crisstakl Metth...That'll hoook yhou up good, you hijjo di putah.......my headdd hurtsss. DAmN.

Where do you go out to smoke, hang out, etc.? Do you go there with your friends or not?

I'm not allowed out of me house without my mom.  And when we go to the mall or somewhere, I have to wear a leash.  As for smoking, my room does fine.  I can't bring friends in because my mom thinks they'll abuse me.

Ok, so there are only seven not ten.  It's not my fault that you ingrateful bastards only e-mail me the same seven things over and over.  Maybe if you'd get your head out of your ass you'd find out there are some more important things in life.  Fuck you.

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