Courtney 1 and 2
Randy (Mr. Maryland)
randy (what a coinkidink!)
which?
martha
some bitch
i dunno....soon?
secret place in the woods
none
Ok, so I think everyone in the SM (S & M?) club is evil, i jumped at the chance to marry their ringleader Courtney when she asked me. Soon after, I was eating in Mickey Dee's when I saw this beautiful girl. She looked like a 3 year old but it didn't matter to me, i happen to have a jailbait fetish. So I stared at her prostituting herself when I got horribly horny and when to jack off in the men's room. After relieving myself I saw her in the stall next to me, puking out what looked kind of like yellow milk. I knew she was the girl for me as she continued to hurl on my clothes, so I proposed to her. Tunrs out she's older than I am, but that's okay because I have a older woman that looks like a 3 year old fetish too. Well, the two courtney's met each other yesterday and had a lesbian fling, during which they decided they don't need me but they need a guy in their marriage so they don't look like lesbos. So we're getting married! Kick ass, I will get so much pussy..............i figured that if we...do it 4 times a day, in two days i'll go at it 8 times. hot damn! this marriage is based on hot lesbian sex and the assumption that i'll appear heterosexual, masking my alternative lifestyle partner....
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